Between Healing and Violence T-Shirt
Growth is happening. Threat level varies.
Regular price
$44.99
Sale price
$32.95
Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.
For people who:
- are one comment away from choosing the spicy option
- believe growth should include reasonable retaliation fantasies
- are calm under ideal laboratory conditions
Yeah...this one's you.
Add one more shirt and pretend this was financially responsible.
👉 Free shipping on $75+ ★ Printed in the USA
(Side effects may include coworkers rolling their eyes)
☕ The Only Thing That Makes Sense Today
100% Airlume Ring Spun Cotton - The fancy kind. Softer, stronger, won't fall apart. Pre-shrunk so it stays the same size forever.
Lightweight & Breathable - 4.2 oz fabric that's perfect for doing nothing or pretending to be productive.
Retail Fit with Crew Neck - Classic, clean, fits like an actual shirt. Works for the couch or leaving the house.
Ethically Made - Bella+Canvas makes these in the US and internationally without exploiting humans. Fair Labor certified and all that good stuff.
Note: Most are 100% cotton, but some heather colors have polyester blends. Check the product page if you care about specifics.
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching everywhere that matters so your shirt doesn't fall apart after three washes.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned so there's no weird crease down the middle. Stays looking normal.
Tear-Away Label - Rip it off, no scratchy tag, no sticky residue. Just comfort.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love it or get your money back. We're not gonna fight you about it.
Printed in the USA - Made and shipped from the US so it actually gets to you this decade.
Internal Review Board (no one asked for this)
Phil (Unhinged Product Gremlin)
“Asked how healing was going. Bad timing.”
Deborah (HR, Per My Last Email)
“Growth noted. Risk remains.”
Legal (Absolutely Not a Lawyer)
“No violence promised. Vibes concerning.”
No weird hoops or awkward emails