// INITIALIZING NODE:4513 // STANDBY FOR ROTATION…
🚨 FRONTLINE DISPATCH: FIELD GEAR ROTATION LIVE 🚨

Savage Tee Society

// Boredom Liberation Front: Signal Live //

Your defection is confirmed. Awaiting next drop.

Deploy comfort. Ghost the algorithm. Wear your resignation letter on your chest.

Next Drop: Unscheduled. Standby for signals.

This transmission is monitored. Proceed with subtlety. Leave no trace except static.
[ Decrypt Briefing // Eyes Only ]
[ Issue Me Gear // Burn After Wearing ] Gear up. Blend in. Defect quietly.
↓

SAVAGE TEE SOCIETY: ACTIVE MISSION STATUS

First time here? You’re not late. You’re early.
Standard Issue gear is now shipping to field agents.

Officially: This isn’t a movement. Unofficially: If you’re reading this, you already slipped past the perimeter. If you’ve ever ghosted a meeting and questioned reality while microwaving leftovers (never fish—this isn’t HR), welcome home. This briefing won’t repeat. Clearance granted for uniform acquisition, psychological recalibration, and emotional extraction from the Complex.

⌇ PROTOCOL OPTIONS:

_SCANNING FOR STATIC_
[ Decrypt the Manifesto // Proceed at Your Own Risk ]

📘 REQUIRED READING:

[ Crack the Field Manual // Redactions Included ]

🧵 FIELD ISSUED GEAR:

[ Deploy to Field // Current Rotation ] [ View All Gear ]

Deborah’s Note: Most operations fail from bad outfits and worse vibes. Fix both.

🚨 FRONTLINE DISPATCH: FEATURED FIELD GEAR 🚨

Signal Tee 7815

Signal Tee 7815

Some codes don’t scan. But some unlock what's left. You found the signal. See what survived at /pages/ghostfade. Access code required.

[Deploy to Field]
This Is Not a Statement Tee

This Is Not a Statement Tee

Say nothing. Mean everything.

[Deploy to Field]
FIELD UNIT // 0401 – ACTIVE Tee

FIELD UNIT // 0401 – ACTIVE Tee

Report for boredom duty. Assume nothing.

[Deploy to Field]
Low Signal Zone – Civilian Issue Hoodie

Low Signal Zone – Civilian Issue Hoodie

Drop the bars. Embrace the static.

[Deploy to Field]

📡 INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSIONS // FIELD LOGS 📡

[02:51] PHIL: Complex breach. Coffee supply contaminated. Trust no calendar.█
[03:04] SYSTEM // NODE 4412: "Routine test failed. Signal remains unstable."█
[03:21] AGENT DELTA-6: "Operation: Ghostfade active. Socks lost. Morale high."█
[03:41] DEBORAH: "No mug slogans. No optimism. Only static."█
[03:52] ERROR: Transmission incomplete. ~//~//~//~//~█

FIELD TAPE // FOR WHEN YOU'RE FAKE LOADING A SPREADSHEET

A covert loop for those planning their next strategic disengagement.
Tunes for fake smiles, Slack paralysis, and staring into the middle distance during “team syncs.”
Play at low volume. Or high. We’re not your handler.

_LOOP-7815 ACTIVE // REMAIN STATIONARY // AVOID EYE CONTACT DURING DEBASER_ _SIGNAL CORRUPTED // CHECK NODE: 0401_ _PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO SYNERGY MAY CAUSE INTERNAL BLEEDING_ _EJECT BEFORE Q3 // STAY DISCREET // DITCH THE LANYARD_
[ OPEN IN SPOTIFY ]

Audio File: STS-PL-001

Deborah’s Note: “If you hit shuffle, I will hit eject.”

FIELD REPORTS: SIGNALS FROM THE OUTER PERIMETER

Wore it to a Zoom meeting. The algorithm glitched, nobody asked for “highs and lows.” Escaped with both dignity and snacks.
~ // Surveillance Node 12-B, Remote Uplink
Not a tee. A tactical exit strategy disguised as nostalgia.
→ // Field Brief: Chicago Deployment
Tried to join a “team building” Slack. Access denied. Achievement unlocked.
~ // Node 004, Virtual Sector
Put the sticker on my laptop. Boss hasn’t made eye contact in three days. Morale: excellent.
~ // Uplink Intercept, Safehouse 3
Heard someone in accounting mutter ‘BLF’ at the printer. Left the building. Took my sandwich. Zero regrets.
→ // Operation Lunch Break, Node 404
Customer support just replied with a redacted PDF and the words ‘STAY VIGILANT.’ I’m scared. I’m laughing. I’m in.
→ // Unknown Node, Uplink Intercepted
These logs were intercepted post-operation. All agent names have been redacted to prevent algorithmic surveillance and unsolicited LinkedIn requests.

KNOWN QUESTIONS FROM OTHER AGENTS IN DISGUISE

[ CREDIBLE DENIABILITY PROTOCOLS - TOP LEVEL ]

What sizes do you offer?

XS–3XL. If your closet can’t handle it, defect anyway.
// See Sizing Dossier: Product Page //

Ethically made?

Yes. No sweatshops, no evil algorithms. Just low-level insubordination.

Return policy?

30 days. No interrogation required. Keep the secrets, return the gear.

Still have questions?

That’s a good sign. The full transmission is classified.

“This is not legal advice. It’s just what Phil scribbled on a napkin after his fourth cold brew.”
[ Enter the FAQ Node ]

📡 TRANSMISSION ACTIVE: @savageteesociety

Follow for coded drops, intercepted field logs, and unscheduled broadcasts.