We're Not Here to Motivate You

Toxic positivity? Canceled. Hustle culture? Set on fire. Small talk? Absolutely not. Savage Tee Society makes sarcasm wearable, so you donā€™t have to waste energy explaining your dead-inside vibe. Just point at the shirt and keep scrolling.

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Corporate Mockery

If you can't make fun of it, what's the point?

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HR Complaint Box

All complaints welcome, none resolved. This collection turns workplace misery into sarcastic merch HR canā€™t ā€œcircle backā€ on.

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Unmotivational Posters

Because ā€œLive Laugh Loveā€ can choke.

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This hoodie says what I scream into my pillow every Monday.

Phil, Definitely Not Thriving

Bought this hoodie so I donā€™t have to explain my dead eyes to coworkers.

Deborah, HR (but not THAT Deborah)

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Welcome to the Over-It Society

\Weā€™re Savage Tee Society: sarcasm-powered, Gen-X raised, Millennial fried, Gen-Z doom-approved. Our merch is for the people who are too tired to care, too annoyed to fake it, and too caffeinated to quit. If youā€™ve ever wanted to tell the world to fuck offā€”but nicely, on cottonā€”this is your uniform.

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