

Clothes That Sigh Louder Than You Do
Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either T-Shirt
Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either T-Shirt
Baking Not Murder T-Shirt
Baking Not Murder T-Shirt
If You Think I Care T-Shirt
If You Think I Care T-Shirt
Bucket of Fucks T-Shirt
Bucket of Fucks T-Shirt
Life’s a Dumpster Fire T-Shirt
Life’s a Dumpster Fire T-Shirt
Gen X Est 1965 T-Shirt
Gen X Est 1965 T-Shirt
Thriving Relatively Speaking T-Shirt
Thriving Relatively Speaking T-Shirt
The Stars Said Stop Trying T-Shirt
The Stars Said Stop Trying T-Shirt
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Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either T-Shirt
Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either T-Shirt
Bucket of Fucks T-Shirt
Bucket of Fucks T-Shirt
Greetings From Existential Dread T-Shirt
Greetings From Existential Dread T-Shirt
Snack-Friendly Fabrics
Won’t judge you for pizza stains. Probably absorbs salsa faster than paper towels.
Design for maximum napping
Engineered to survive couch crashes, desk naps, and “just five more minutes.”
Caffeine-Resistant
Strong enough to endure your third latte spill of the day. Still not a personality replacement.
We're Not Changing the World, Just Your Shirt
Life is already exhausting. Your wardrobe doesn’t have to be. Savage Tee Society makes sarcastic, burnout-proof gear for the professionally over it, snack-motivated, and spiritually done. You don’t need a pep talk. You need a shirt that matches your energy.

Seasonal Discontent
Laugh through the existential dread for under $40.

Dead Inside But Jolly AF T-Shirt
Dead Inside But Jolly AF T-Shirt

Go Away Anti-Social Christmas T-Shirt
Go Away Anti-Social Christmas T-Shirt

Sweater Weather T-Shirt
Sweater Weather T-Shirt

FALALALA NOPE T-Shirt
FALALALA NOPE T-Shirt