We Were Unsupervised T-Shirt
A generation raised with minimal supervision and maximum confidence.
Regular price
$44.99
Sale price
$32.95
Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.
For people who:
- came home when the streetlights turned on
- survived childhood without GPS tracking
- learned problem-solving through trial, error, and minor injuries
Yeah...this one's you.
Add one more shirt and pretend this was financially responsible.
👉 Free shipping on $75+ ★ Printed in the USA
(Side effects may include coworkers rolling their eyes)
☕ The Only Thing That Makes Sense Today
100% Airlume Ring Spun Cotton - The fancy kind. Softer, stronger, won't fall apart. Pre-shrunk so it stays the same size forever.
Lightweight & Breathable - 4.2 oz fabric that's perfect for doing nothing or pretending to be productive.
Retail Fit with Crew Neck - Classic, clean, fits like an actual shirt. Works for the couch or leaving the house.
Ethically Made - Bella+Canvas makes these in the US and internationally without exploiting humans. Fair Labor certified and all that good stuff.
Note: Most are 100% cotton, but some heather colors have polyester blends. Check the product page if you care about specifics.
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching everywhere that matters so your shirt doesn't fall apart after three washes.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned so there's no weird crease down the middle. Stays looking normal.
Tear-Away Label - Rip it off, no scratchy tag, no sticky residue. Just comfort.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love it or get your money back. We're not gonna fight you about it.
Printed in the USA - Made and shipped from the US so it actually gets to you this decade.
Internal Review Board (no one asked for this)
Phil (Unhinged Product Gremlin)
"Every bad decision I made before age 18 suddenly felt less like a personal failure and more like a group project."
Deborah (HR, Per My Last Email)
"Suggested we discuss our childhood trauma during a team icebreaker. The room became hostile immediately."
Legal (Absolutely Not a Lawyer)
"Researchers estimate Gen X children spent approximately 73% of their childhoods unsupervised and 94% of that time making objectively terrible decisions."
No weird hoops or awkward emails