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This Meeting Could Have Been a Group Chat – Funny Office T-Shirt

This Meeting Could Have Been a Group Chat – Funny Office T-Shirt

Finally, a shirt that speaks fluent corporate rage.

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Born in a windowless conference room, somewhere between slide 87 and a passive-aggressive “let’s circle back.

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Wear This When:

  • Monday stand-up that somehow lasts 45 minutes The quarterly “all hands” where nothing gets decided
  • Zoom calls that should’ve been a Slack thread
  • Happy hour with coworkers who also didn’t want to be there
  • Casual Fridays (because you’re done pretending by Thursday)

For People Who…

  • Have 37 unread “urgent” Slack messages
  • Know the real meeting starts after the meeting
  • Can type “per my last email” without twitching
  • Have perfected the art of nodding while zoning out

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft enough to nap in during calls
  • 100% combed ringspun cotton (unless you pick a blend, rebel)
  • Unisex fit: looks good on everyone, even Carl from IT
  • Print won’t fade, unlike your enthusiasm for this job

Vibe Checks

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “My boss didn’t laugh. Perfect.” – Karen Avoider
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “HR called it ‘unprofessional.’ Bought two more.” – Petty in Accounting
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Wore it on Zoom. Camera stayed off. 10/10.” – Anonymous, for legal reasons

Deborah Said That

I’ve been in HR for 22 years, and I’d rather approve this shirt than sit through another 90-minute ‘team sync.'

– Deborah, probably

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