Recommended for: skipping parties, surviving public transit, running errands in peace, open office avoidance, not responding to “quick calls,” and existing unbothered.
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'PEOPLE: HARD PASS' on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with 'PEOPLE: HARD PASS' text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text 'PEOPLE: HARD PASS' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with 'PEOPLE: HARD PASS' text on a white background
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People: Hard Pass Tee

People: Hard Pass Tee

Crowd control for the individualist.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Excavated from a sealed crate marked “2007: The Last Social Experiment.” No survivors. DNA matches traces of introvert rebellion and Netflix original despair.

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Why You Need This

  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.

Fake Reviews

“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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