Deploy in: Office “wellness” meetings that always devolve into trauma oversharing Family dinners with side dishes of passive aggression Cafes, subways, or anywhere the vibes are sketchy Tuesdays, which are always suspicious

  • Black t-shirt with white graphic and text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum and text on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum and text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum and text on a white background
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Keep Your Toxic Energy Away I’m Already Full Tee

Keep Your Toxic Energy Away I’m Already Full Tee

My aura is at capacity.

$35.00 USD
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First spotted on a possum at HQ’s dumpster during the Great Emotional Dump of 2019. Legend says the possum was immune to negative energy, cold calls, and gluten. Scientists are still baffled.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear it at the office, family dinners, or in any group chat that’s one toxic text away from being deleted. It’s the ultimate armor for avoiding energy vampires, fake friends, and anyone who “just needs to vent.” Pairs perfectly with a side-eye and strategic absence from all team-building exercises.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: noise-cancelling headphones, iced coffee, ghosting techniques, and every ounce of self-preservation you have left.

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft, it’s practically an emotional support garment. -Sassy possum graphic: For when you want to channel your inner trash panda. -Unisex fit: Designed for burnout, introverts, and everyone tired of “just be positive” advice.

Vibe Checks

  • “Karen tried to vent at me. I pointed at my shirt. She backed up. The system works.” - Agent AGENT-211-FRM | Sector: Open Office Petri Dish “Thanksgiving. Wore the shirt. Mom’s boyfriend said something snarky—possums are my spirit animal now.” - Agent AGENT-035-GLZ | Sector: Family Group Chat Blacksite “Instructor called my vibe ‘defensive but peaceful.’ That’s a promotion in my book." - Agent AGENT-999-VBX | Sector: Yoga Studio Parking Lot

Deborah Said That

If they bring baggage, you bring the possum. Problem solved.

– Deborah, probably

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