For: Family gatherings full of secrets and side-eyes Office drama where HR pretends not to notice Friend groups with a designated traitor Public places where your enemies need a reminder

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Karma: The Universe’s Way of Saying ‘I Saw That, Bitch’ Tee

Karma: The Universe’s Way of Saying ‘I Saw That, Bitch’ Tee

I saw that. And so did the universe.

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Originally designed for a BLF agent who moonlights as an internet sleuth. First tested during a Mercury retrograde. Results classified, but legend says karma was served extra hot.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear it to brunch, the office, family reunions, or anywhere passive aggression reigns supreme. Perfect for calling out hypocrisy at work or reminding your ex’s new partner that the universe keeps receipts. Pairs well with “bless your heart” energy and a coffee that’s mostly vodka.

For People Who…

  • Use: For standing back and letting fate handle the trash, delivering psychic high-fives to strangers, and repelling energy vampires. Pairs well with smug grins, crossed arms, and suspiciously good luck.

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft, even your bad decisions will want to hug you. -Crisp, dictionary-style print: Because wisdom should be loud, snarky, and visible from across the street. -Unisex fit: For anyone whose moral compass spins like a lazy Susan.

Vibe Checks

  • “Caught my ex in a lie, wore this to the bar. Got free drinks from three strangers. Karma is a team sport.” – AGENT-313-HAX, Sector 2 “Coworker tried to take credit for my project. This tee did the revenge for me.” – AGENT-404-JDG, Sector 10 “Mom saw it, laughed, then hid her wine. Mission: Complete.” – AGENT-707-KAR, Sector 11

Deborah Said That

The universe is petty as hell, and I respect that.

– Deborah, probably

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