Mission ready for: forced family fun, office Secret Santa warfare, ugly sweater parties (as a power move), holiday travel sabotage, and playing dumb when the gift cards run out.
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Dear Santa, Define Nice Tee
Dear Santa, Define Nice Tee
Holiday cheer, weaponized.
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Ripped from the digital ether of an abandoned North Pole VPN. Last file activity: an elf unionizing. Print file included encrypted carol lyrics and a single ominous candy cane.
Wear This When:
- Wear it to awkward office parties, family dinners where everyone’s “just joking,” or anytime someone expects you to pretend you love fruitcake. It’s the only holiday shirt you need for delivering side-eye while unwrapping socks. Pair with sarcasm, spiked eggnog, and that one aunt who “knows what you did.”
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: passive-aggressive gift exchanges, cinnamon whiskey, and leaving group chats unread until January 4th. Usage: For agents allergic to blind obedience and vague seasonal morality.
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: Festive, comfy, and softer than a reindeer’s existential crisis. -Bold red & green print: For maximum holiday shade, minimum effort. -Cheeky elf & candy canes: Proof you survived another year of fake holiday cheer.
Vibe Checks
- Sector X-13: “Wore it to the family gift swap. Aunt Linda clutched her pearls. Worth it.” – AGENT-442-YUL Sector M-05: “Sat on mall Santa’s lap, demanded clarification on ‘nice.’ Was promptly escorted out.” – AGENT-397-FST Sector Z-09: “Tested at Friendsmas. Received three unsolicited therapy recommendations.” – AGENT-088-SOL
Deborah Said That
Nice is just another word for ‘easily managed.’ Disappoint them.
– Deborah, probably
